Saturday, May 28, 2011
Happy.
I'm laying on my couch right now, and the tears are flowing. The greatest tears. Happy tears. Tears that are burning as they run down my (very!) sunburned face.
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Thursday, May 26, 2011
Sunday, May 1, 2011
It was the greatest sandwich ever. All 5 bites.
Hi, hello. My name is Jessica, and I'm sort of (deathly) scared of spiders. The following story is one that I can only hope I'll forget..but I know that's completely out of the question. Especially because I have evidence.
And the evidence is too funny not to share.
You see, the evidence is a sandwich all mayonaise down on the rug that I'm a freak about. Serious.
...
Kass and I woke up pretty early this morning, and started watching TV. Tummys started grumbling a few minutes later so we went into the kitchen to make the best sandwiches ever.
Pickles, cheese, and (the last of the) turkey. Yum!!
I grab a soda, and sit down on the *loveseat.
*Usually this is not the case. About 6 or so months ago, I went to sit on this couch and before sitting down, I simply moved the pillow to the side. Good thing I did because there was a spider in between the cushion of the couch and the pillow. Now, each time I sit on that couch, I do a spider check. Except for this time. :(
So, we're watching *The Voice*, and I say to Kass "Man, these sangwiches are delicious. Best ever!"
A few minutes later at the exact same moment, Kassi and I jump up! (We have spi-dar like cats have reflexes.)
*THERE WAS A SPIDER CRAWLING ON MY LEG!!!!*
Moments later the sandwich was flung, tears came flowing, I moved faster than I have in a long time, and I was rockin' some Olympic worthy knee touch foot stomp moves.
This lasted for a solid 5 minutes until Kassi came into the back room and said "Jess, I'm pretty sure he's a goner."
...
Now, the worst part of this story besides the fact that I wasted a pickle, had a spider crawling on my leg, and the mayonaise on my rug is the fact that:
*The spider is not dead, and is still somewhere in my living room.*
It's going to be a rough week avoiding that room. It's sort of a common place to hang out.
Oh, and if you're wondering about my empty tummy and turkeyless fridge, Kassi was nice enough to share her sandwich with me. :) Sisters are totally the greatest!
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