The truth comes out when you're drunk.

Trav and I rode the Trax home from the concert last Thursday and wow...there are some interesting people out and about these days. I got nothing else. haha. Except the conversation that took place, I'll put that below.

So Trav and I are sitting across from each other and this lady stumbles onto the Trax, realizing there is nowhere to sit, so she stands. I wish I would have snuck in a picture because her stance was my absolute favorite haha...how do I explain it? ...picture her two feet spread fairly far apart, and by fairly...I mean they were well past the outside of her shoulders. I hope that makes sense. Basically, she was trying as hard as she could to endure the bumpy ride standing up. Finally, she looks at Travis and says...Can I sit? Trav says Yeah...you look like you need to. So she sits. Across from me. :)

I'm sitting there, minding my own business and all the sudden I get a tap on the leg.

"Yeah?"

The lady then says (with no hi, or introduction) "He's leaving me. We went to a concert tonight and he met younger girls and he is leaving me. He only wants to go home and go to bed with me (insert inappropriate arm movements here) (also, insert my, probably priceless, confused, trying so hard not to laugh my ass off, blown away face here...) And I live with him. He left me for an hour tonight and I just drank. I have been drinking. He left for an hour. He left with girls. He is leaving me. It's because he is younger. I am FOURTY-TWO and he is 32. He is ten years younger and wants someone younger. But he is leaving ."

"III'm...sorry...to hear that. Are you going home now?"

"Yes, he lives with me. He only wants to go to sleep." (By this time, dude is looking at me, watching her talk crap about him. So much fun.)

"Oh, well I'm sorry to hear that. I hope things work out for you."

Next was a bunch of her talking and slurring and me just nodding and smiling because I couldnt understand her.

I look away and again I get a tap on the leg.

"Yeah?"

"I spent $130 on my hair today, for him. $130." (Man I wish I had pictures of her face through all of this hahaha...it was so great.)

"Wow, well it looks really nice!"

"Yeah! Your hair looks like mine did before I got it done." (Insert cringe and nasty look here.)

"haha, yeah...I guess I need to get mine done."

But seriously? Did she just say that? I know my hair is a tad grown out, but I didn't think it would take a drunk lady on a Trax informing me of this to get me to go in and get it done again! lol

New Scrapbook Pages :)

I added a slideshow of the pages I make at the bottom of my blog. If you'd like to see the pages bigger, you can go to www.scrapblog.com/jessicawooten and they will all be there!!

I am basically in love with scrapblog. It is super easy, clean, convenient scrapbooking!!

Bon Iver and Jenny Lewis

Last night Trav and I went to the Gallivan center to see Bon Iver and Jenny Lewis. Oh man. It was such a great show to kickstart the summer and prepare me for the fantastic bands I am uber excited to see! Jenny Lewis is just adorable and has a fantastic voice, while Bon Iver. Man. I love 'em. Justin puts SO much emotion in, you know he truly loves singing/songwriting. Plus it was a free concert. That just validates that fact.

Here is a video I was able to get of Skinny Love. I wasnt trying to aim the whole time, just mainly wanted the audio... I couldnt get the video to upload in the blogger video thing, so is a great video someone else got :) I should have just recorded the entire thing. It was a great show! I'll post some pics as well :)


I didn't take this video, but this is amazing. The entire crowd was singing. :)



This is one of my favorite pictures.
We had a side view the whole time but it was fantastic because it was really, really close and he played to the side for a part of the show anyway, so it was great!

haha so awesome. Justin pointed out the people accross the street, watching from on top of a building!

AND in a parking garage!

There were also plenty of people up close watching.

Jenny doing what she does best.

Adorable.

The scare.

This is going to be short and sweet.

I'm working and I get a text from my friend.

- Hey, are you gunna do fantasy football this year, because if you are...you need to join our league right now!-

Oh, sweet. I will have to go and do that.

So, I go...and I join. Except for I cannot find his specific league so I text back asking what it is called specifically.

Next thing I know...I look at my phone and I have 16 missed texts. Hm...that's a bit excessive. I think to myself.

I look at the texts and EVERY. SINGLE. ONE. OF. THEM. says "Did you join yet?"

I text him back and say dude, your phone is going crazy (praying in my head that something is not wrong with my blackberry.) it sent me the same message 20 times!! No exxageration. You should shut it off and turn it back on, maybe that will help.

Funny thing about that reply is I thought 20 was a lot.

250 of the same message later, I text his wife saying "You need to control his phone, I have received a million texts, and it is not stopping."

She replies thinking it is hilarious and says sorry, it has happened before...one time I got 500, and one time his friend got the same message 300 times.

Yay :)

The messages started at 3:40 and ended at 4:23. I wanted to slap him around 3:43. Lucky for him he is in Idaho.

Not very luck though, because after recieving 596 of the same text and really freaking out that my phone is forever broken, I think that the next time I am in Idaho, he deserves 596 slaps.

And I shall do just that.

Sissy!

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Should I, or shouldn't I?

Trying to decide whether or not I should change banks...

I think this...

just made my decision!

First ever online scrapbook page!

And, hopefully definitely not the last!

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